The Week Before Christmas : A Silly Holiday Rhyme by Aunties Thine

AuntieWicked
Dec 22, 2010
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The Week Before Christmas :

A Silly Holiday Rhyme by Aunties Thine

by A.Wicked & A.Lumination

Twas’ the week before Christmas,

and all through the life of the Auntiesthere was chaos and exhaustion,Enough to make them turn into vigilantes!

Despite their best efforts and carethey found their butts worked off,People aways jerks,and home as sloppy as a trough.

Wicked asked Illumination,Do you think dear, we will ever catch up?and Illumi said, “Until this Holiday is DONEI will NEVER be ready for my closeup.”

When some kind of clatter sounded,Like tidy gone horribly wrong,suddenly to pieces like a shattered gem!What could that be? Illumi pulled Wicked along.

A Clumsy Fairy Godmother appearedWinking incongruously and smelling of bourbon“TWO GLOOMY GRINCHES!”She slurred, falling out of her suburban.

Her eyes where all bloodshot and redShouting as she ambled in their direction“You Bitches has forgotten the meaning of Xmas!”seeming nothing like a Godmother on Closer Inspection.

“Xmas is what you make of it,Holidays aren’t for working yourself bone wearybut taking the time to love what you haveand make yourself cheery!”

It was then her eyes rolled back in her headand that sly little Fairy fell forward with a thud passing out in a pool of her own vomitus flood.

“Is she dead?” Squeaked Illumi, and Wicked shrugged“She’s right you know, we got caught upand didn’t take our own advices!Now let’s go have a Mani-Pedi, please say Yup!”

That is how The Aunites learned Holidays are for fun and letting gohowever you can make it,Just make it not blow.