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This is a (currently) warts-and-all copy of my old blog, The Aunties, a group project of independent writers edited by yours truly,...

The Aunties is a blog-magazine dedicated to contributing to the grand scheme of evolving media on the micro-scale. We do this by creating content we would like to have seen as younglings, as well as the sort of media we would like to see in the main-stream by using the internet as our resource. … Continue reading Welcome to the Aunties Blog. →

31 Days of Halloween : Bedtime Stories by A. Wicked There’s lots of favorite things to have about Autumn. The tastes, the temperatures, the last splash of colors, the spooky decorations. I think one of my fondest favorites about the holiday is the fashionable return of spooky stories, the sort that I insisted were read to me as a child. I … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween : Bedtime Stories →

The Aunties present : 31 Days of Halloween –Top 5 Halloween Songs Backstreet Boys : Everybody (Rock your Body) You heard me right. The Backstreet Boys. In honor of our viewers that loved them, and poor Wicked who never seemed to catch on to pop-culture figures, there are lots of feels on the pop groups, and much … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween : Top 5 Halloween Songs →

Auntie Wicked’s list of Top Most Romantic Movie Scenes Dearest Audience, Via : The Next Women I firmly believe we have all been conspired against, as beings who crave Romance and escapism, we have all been lied to, frequently. You see, your Auntie Wicked has been revisiting Romantic Comedy movies, and she has finally realized how … Continue reading Film Moments : Top Most Romantic Movie Scenes →

Mad Science at Home : 3 Moisturizer Recipesby Auntie Wicked As you recall, I have done a blog on DIY moisturizer before… …Wait … Well OK its been a while. I made a simple tutorial post when I was a Lone Auntie of Auntie Wicked’s Sanctuary … Continue reading Mad Science at Home : 3 Moisturizer Recipes →

Pop-Rag-Tabli-Nomnoms : Celebs Without Makeup, Aunties Style. by Intrepid Reporter, Auntie Jane Doe Look at these Celebrities without makeup, how interesting to see all the glamour stripped away, why its almost like they are just like us. Looks like some got loose from their makeup-artists and stylists! Who do YOU think its still cute, even … Continue reading SHOCKER! Celebs without Makeup, An Aunties Exclusive! →

Dear Self Abuse, Its Me, Auntie Wicked. Dear Readers, and ED’ers, I have just now paused in my internet surfing. About once a week I check the fitness tag on Tumblr to keep myself on the right track, balance out my food-porn with healthy junk, and teach my mind some good-form. I stumbled across a … Continue reading Wicked Reflections : Dear Self-Abuse, its me… →

The American Australian Dream : A Teaser by Uncle Perhaps Are you surrounded now by the beeping madness of modernity? the only real language we have left that pervades this modern world and carves its way through English, Spanish, Chinese and that primordial earlier Ether communication we all know and hear without words? good god this … Continue reading Australian Dream : The Teaser →

Witches : Always the Best Dressed Bitches by A. Wicked Almost no one could deny that Villainesses get the best wardrobe, the dramatic colors, the draping fabrics, and the shockingly clever one-liners. Following closely, with tall pointy shoes, are Cinema Witches. These ladies are my favorite inbetweeners, for as much as I’d love to have Maleficent’s headdress, its … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween : Witches : Always the Best Dressed Bitches →

The Tale of the Little Fat Girl by: a. wicked with cuten-ing by a.lumination from barewalls.com A long long time ago,there was a child who’s name would someday be Auntie Wicked. This child was rather short and stocky, but pretty athletic. She was active, and every year passed the President’s Fitness … Continue reading Wicked Reflections : The Tale of the Little Fat Girl →

En Tribute : Introducing Ms. Amy Winehouse an introspective by: a.illumi Rather than write some goodbye or memorial or stupid exploitative on how she died…this Lumi would … Continue reading En Tribute : Introducing Ms. Amy Winehouse →

Really You can. by: A. Illumi This self-induced assignment came about while talking about Jackass and their recent … Continue reading Lumi Does It: Pierce Your Own Ears! →

A three part trilogy. Part One: American Rants (aka Optimism & Cyanide : Searching for the American Dream in the Depths of the Internet.) by Wicked & Lumination … Continue reading The American Dream Part 1 : American Rants →

Cafe Chats : Sensuality en Modernity, Wicked & Perhaps talk Sex, Sugar, Magic. by A. Wicked & Introducing Uncle Perhaps, the Mad Poet from Down Under. It was sometime on a lazy Sunday morning, Auntie Wicked and Uncle Perhaps sat deep in conversation sipping coffee in a café designed in the tasteful art deco style. … Continue reading Cafe Chats : Sensuality en Modernity, Wicked & Perhaps talk Sex, Sugar, Magic. →

Wake Up and Face the Porn! a gentle nudge, by: … Continue reading Wake Up and Face the Porn! →

Sizzling in the sun with Sun-Inby yours truly: a. illumi If you are even remotely a child of the eighties you prolly remember this: If not…consider yourself now educated! Yes that is Sun-In! A magical product whose function was to lighten your hair gradually while you played in the sun! And they still make it! And Lumi … Continue reading Lost Beauty Secrets : Sun In →

The Gaga Question : A Dueling Aunties Debate and Open Letter to Lady Gaga. Answered by yours truly, Wicked & Lumi : art by marleen weijman found at vector net! It had to happen, as eventually all things will be discussed by the Aunties and with the Judas video release last week, the new album about to drop, and Mike … Continue reading Open Letters : The Gaga Question →

Hair? Not a problem. Seriously: Auntie Lumi the supplies Tweezers, Nair, Nads, Sally Henson, … Continue reading We all have Hair : Lumi explores Hair Removal! →

Lost Beauty Secrets : Self Tanner or How a “Goth” Chick learned to be tan. by A. Wicked Hello world! This is your fiendish Auntie Wicked reporting in for a small talk on Skin. Anyone who has been following this blog since the wee-days knows the story of my skin, however, I’m going to start … Continue reading Lost Beauty Secrets : Self Tanner or How a "Goth" Chick learned to be tan. →