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lumi has a color crush…BUT WHAT COLOR IS IT? learning the HUGE world of hot pink by lumi It came upon the 8 o’clock hour, while this Auntie was at work, of all places. Suddenly and like-totally, a bottle full of memories! Lumi held the bottle and read it’s name, Sinful Colors “24/7 .” … Continue reading Color Crush: Hot Pink →

Link Explosion, or The Top Internets of this period of time by A. Wicked Every Day Life Tutorials Educational Link #1 deals with internet lessons on daily challenges, or what I would call “grown up skillz”. For one reason or another, not all of our fine ladies and gentlemen in the land are taught all … Continue reading Top Internets : News, Articles, Fascinating Internet stuffs! →

Flawed Beauty : Liz Taylor and Modern Feminism by A. Wicked We are the liberal Internet. We RT, sign, share articles about Tea-Party Madness, homophobia, and Feminism. We shout for all that follow us that the world should be more equal, and that we are the forefront of that. But let me tell you something … Continue reading Flawed Beauty : Liz Taylor and Modern Feminism →

Boys of Our Lives : En Philosophia, or The Philosophizers We’ve Loved. extracted from lengthy hilarious talks between Wicked and Lumi We are sure you are all wondering, “Why has it been sooo long since the Aunties made a new blog?”. It really hasn’t been sooo long but Internet time moves REALLY fast, so it … Continue reading Boys of Our Lives : En Philosophia, or The Philosophizers We’ve Loved. →

Link Explosion, or The Top Internets of this period of time by A. Wicked Bat’s Have Regional Accents The telegraph UK reports that bats have been found to develop different “dialects” or regional calls. Medieval Work Reveals Jesus’s G. Grandmother MSNBC reveals that studies of Medieval transcripts show that St. Ismeria is Mother Mary’s Grandmother.The … Continue reading Top Internets : News, Articles, Fascinating Internet stuffs! →

Lumi Does It: Boil Bracelets? Yes, Yes I can.never say never!, by a.ilumi with photos by LUMI-SOn! About three months ago an old friend of Lumi’ssent her a crazy e-mail! It said, “I don’t know if you knew this or not, but If you take colorful plastic straws and put them in a huge pot … Continue reading Thanks to a friend we are boiling Straws! →

7 Feelings that is! a band you should know: by a.illumi hile tooling around the internets, trying to put an “Auntie Wicked” stamp in every corner, the Aunties had the idea to revamp Wicked’s old myspace to use it for the Sanctuary! Lumi looked high and low for new friends and occasionally just randomly added … Continue reading Band Interview : February is a month for feelings. →

MAN HEROS! by A. Lumi & A.Wicked Welcome to Man Heroes! This is going to be a slight break from our grrrl power moments. We felt the need to lavish man-kind with some love, by listing our top man-heros. We decided to start out with our most favorite modern Actor-men. LETS GET STARTED! Wicked’s Number … Continue reading Man-Heros : Wicked & Illumi Dole out the Man-Love. →

Filler Bunny Strikes Back, Yearly Reminders : By A. Wicked Oh hello errant blog readers and masses of spammers! I didn’t see you thar. This is your Auntie Wicked, peering over her broken glasses and you best listen up good before she begins to rant and drool. She is stealing a bit of wisdom from … Continue reading Filler Bunny Strikes Back, Feel Your Boobies, Tell a Friend! →

Court-ing the Disney Princesses: a cross-examination by Illumination & Wicked, the Aunties Duex. Love them or hate them, you know who they are. And no doubt you have heard rumors(chatter, chatter, chatter): That’s right, Disney has decided to call off any further princess productions! These Aunties are perplexed by this strange announcement from Disney. Why … Continue reading Putting the Princesses on Trial : A Call for Sanity →

The Week Before Christmas : A Silly Holiday Rhyme by Aunties Thine by A.Wicked & A.Lumination Twas’ the week before Christmas, and all through the life of the Auntiesthere was chaos and exhaustion,Enough to make them turn into vigilantes! Despite their best efforts and carethey found their butts worked off,People aways jerks,and home as sloppy … Continue reading The Week Before Christmas : A Silly Holiday Rhyme by Aunties Thine →

Period Time is Holiday Time by a. illumi We thankfully still live in a world where illness, injuries, and even headaches matter. We sympathize we these things, try to help others who are enduring them, and even on occasion excuse them from work. What Lumi wants to know then, is why NONE of that applies … Continue reading Illumination Explains it All : Period Time is Holiday Time →

Link Explosion, or The Top Internets of this period of time by A. Wicked The super happy writer’s block addition! Now its been a little while since your Auntie Wicked managed to come across enough material that she felt would make an awesome enough tidbit list. Like a squirrel preparing for winter, she’s found an … Continue reading Top Internets : News, Articles, Fascinating Internet stuffs! →

OMNOMNOM Recipes : Ahh, that Christmas Pumpkin! by: a. Illumi Well, well there it is… that can of leftover pumpkin from the Thanksgiving feast! What to do with it? Leave it sit and hope it expires? or at least until the guilt of throwing it away abides? Lumi, in her pilgrim voice, says “NAY!” We … Continue reading OMNOMNOM Recipes : Christmas Pumpkin is here! →

Lumi Gets Ready for the Holidays: Holiday Hair by: a.lumi I don’t know about you ,but for Lumi, getting ready for the holidays means getting ready to look fabulous or at least feeling fabulous, which is way better than just looking fabulous! Why? Because everyone in the family is around, or your all alone and … Continue reading Lumi Does it : Deep Conditioning →

Raving Lunacy : Tips to Survive the Holidays! by A.Wicked The Holidays… Wow! What a time. I dread them every year. I do so yearn for the times when the holidays where a child-like thing! Alas, for your Auntie Wicked, this has been a century or two. That is why I’m ever on the quest … Continue reading Raving Lunacy : Auntie Wicked’s Tips to Survive the Holidays →

Update Files: VeryMaryKate! by a.illumi with help from Jeremy Henry! Since we know you loved our interview with Elaine Carroll and already loved verymarykate, we are very excited to tell you that right here – right now on Sound Cloud you can download the VMK remix created by Jeremy Henry!! AND ITS FREE WICKEDLETS! So … Continue reading Update Files: VeryMaryKATE →

Our Favorite Web Show Star! an interview with The Aunties On a whim of fandom, Lumi decided to e-mail the amazing “verymarykate girl” and ask her if she would think about maybe-possibly doing a interview with Auntie Wicked’s? Lumi was really VERY sad because she thought the web-video-making girl was going to be too cool … Continue reading Our First Interview Evar! Elaine Carroll of Very Mary Kate! →

Lumi’s Haunted Things and Stuff: Holy Haunted Hair! (We may need Batman.) by: A.Illumi Somebody call Lumi’s Auntie cause this is getting really scary! In looking around for a haunted things and stuff to write, Lumi accidentally found a very strange rumor! It was a terrible rumor that ran round the internet in 2008. Could … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween : Illumination’s Haunted HAIRATHON! →

Spooky Halloween : Halloween Habits, Rituals, and History by A. Wicked Today I would like to talk about the Rituals and Celebrations of Halloween. This is a Holiday that has been with us and has been one of the most important for nearly as long as well, humanity. It was always extra so important, for … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween : Halloween Habits, Rituals, and History →